...I announce the opening of this blog of sorts - a look at the current events happening in my life. Why my life? Well, why not. I do some pretty cool stuff, such as cooking Macaroni and Cheese in my underwear, and every minute you spend reading about the pointless things I do adds to the amount of time you spend doing pointless things. And thus, the cycle of pointlessness is continued.
Of course my defining feature is my gallant quest to snag a megaton of a tail. In fact, I've made it my goal to catalogue my quests for tail here so that all young, misguided tail-hunters can have a place to gain inspiration, advice and friendship. My 'Saturday Tails' section will be of particular interest to those in want of the tail - or just a good laugh.
Talk soon. xoxox
